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hmm why is your list of "top 10 richest thieves" just the 10 wealthiest people in the world?

*waits until the hot dog as sandwich debate is over* *raises megaphone* IS PIZZA A TYPE OF TART?

I just discovered a technology called a "diary" which allows you to describe your deepest , most troubling and personal thoughts without making them public to every person with an internet connection. Astonishing

Gender euphoria is the most infectious type of happiness. I just soak it up like a sponge, like yes, I'm so fucking happy for you, live your truth, I love you

download cute moms on the fediverse now

@ghostwife@mastodon.social somewhere between "you don't want to know" and "actually i don't know either"

@TeethTeethTeeth well i've existed for at least like, three cycles of the earth around the moon so. i need to find an archnemesis

@Mycroft shouldn't be much of a concern given i definitely have the power to create genders

i appear to have acquired a gender. does anyone know where i go to return one of these things?

I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.

choosing your own name is Extremely Good

lewd, doujins 

@kimdanes@octodon.social honestly my interactions with smut are always either that or the humour

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