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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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Software wordplay
Instead of "uninitialised variables" you could call them "state secrets". :3
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I'm NOT giving you my phone number for 'extra security'. We both know you mean, "So we can sell it and give you even more spam.
If you want my phone number, you'll have to get it from google like everyone else.
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idk what it is abt keanu reeves but he's the only man
@laurie@hellsite.site gaymers
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Good morning everyone! To my transgender friends you are valid and wonderful! Do have an excellent day today everyone! 🧡🧡🧡🐿️🌺🏳️🌈
@tavi um actually jesus is clearly the ancom of the two. satan's ancap
@Pyretta i mean i literally have a partner who names any kind of ship they ever get ahold of (i.e. in games) the lesbian viking
@wenom thanks for the cat btw iz a cute one
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happy girlfriend's day to my girlfriend (the loch ness monster)!
@wenom you don't really need excuse for that
@tavi i've had at least twice that many genders just in the past week
@tavi i mean, i'm a meme and by at least some metrics i qualify as 'real' so, y'know
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@Cables@snouts.online i feel like these two theories aren't even remotely mutually exclusive? so
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lewd, very bad and cursef
@tavi or the best part, given i can make fun of them by sharing this
lewd, very bad and cursef
@tavi the worst part about this isn't having to be intimately familiar with that particular kink, but being close friends with people who have it
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FYI you are worthy of healthcare and being treated like a human being regardless of your weight or how "fit" you are (and acknowledging the two things don't even friggin intersect).
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Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.
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political system definitions
Socialism: we live in a society
Communism: we live in a community
Capitalism: we live in a hat
Selfie ec
@cattebune@shitpost.institute cuteness is not in limited supply we're Both cute
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So which one of you is Aziraphale and which one of you is Crowley?
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
