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@Anke i mean, always, but i don't see what that has to do with it

peak prim bullshit 

@GreenandBlack are....are they implying pleasure is a modern invention. what

“If being gay was a choice, I'd be gayer”

selfie, eye contact, boosts okay! 

@addamschloe@hellsite.site you look wonderful

@pup_hime look i don't understand either but i can't come up with an explanation that'll hold up well enough for me to stop thinking about it

@pup_hime studies suggest bilingual people do in fact think in both languages so it might not even be deliberate on their part

I taught striking. That was satisfying.

— Tekkud Thizkol, Recruit

Software wordplay 

Instead of "uninitialised variables" you could call them "state secrets". :3

I'm NOT giving you my phone number for 'extra security'. We both know you mean, "So we can sell it and give you even more spam.

If you want my phone number, you'll have to get it from google like everyone else.

idk what it is abt keanu reeves but he's the only man

Good morning everyone! To my transgender friends you are valid and wonderful! Do have an excellent day today everyone! 🧡🧡🧡🐿️🌺🏳️‍🌈

@tavi um actually jesus is clearly the ancom of the two. satan's ancap

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