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@kew just walk up and be like "yeah this is mine now" and then if they try to stop you you can laugh at them bc they can't do anything

*screaming at my phone* why is this internet person so FUCKING hOT

*looks in mirror* ugh i'm so sick of these male-gazey female character designs

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"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

@caymanwent@snouts.online a dating game where thisisfine.png

@fructose_dealer not sure i believe in gender, and if it exists i'm not sure i'm happy about it

religion?, trans, silly 

me: i shouldn't put any important cultural icons in my name, i don't want to be egotistical
me: *names myself after two deities* perfect

@fluttergirly reminds me of that one time i passed within the range of one that was literally named "just for porn"

@benhamill@cybre.space @guerrillarain i was actually very specifically upset by how good the book was in the places where it was good. because it was like....you were able to write all This and you couldn't have just. seen which of your characters had actual chemistry?

@benhamill@cybre.space @guerrillarain but. why? why would you hurt yourself like that?

@benhamill@cybre.space @guerrillarain i had no idea there was a sequel at all and frankly i'm kinda disappointed to hear there is

@guerrillarain same!!! i refuse to believe it isn't one, actually, despite all the author's attempts to convince us otherwise

@guerrillarain ....i know exactly what book you're talking about from that description and i have a Lot to say about the untapped queer potential in it

Like if we could figure out targeted genetic manipulation of adult humans, why would we waste it on random people and not use it to make ourselves catgirls and orcs and stuff?

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i just saw a crow do a flying leap kick at another crow holy shit

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