Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

found some kind of inexplicable advertisement thing on my computer idek

@tavi i mean obviously but like. there aren't a lot of other dicks around i can use for comparison. especially small ones the animal kingdom goes h*ckin crazy with those things

@marie_joseph@eldritch.cafe oh right i forgot christianity exists

@tavi i think in order for it to qualify it'd have to get as small as like, the jerkwad cis dudes' are so it's sorta a tossup?

@tavi mammoth would imply a level of scale so like. if it's absolutely massive and it's hairy, then that works

the issue with sheep, though is that it implies the existence of a goat as well, and idk what that would be

@monorail what if they're surprised that they forgot to put one of the ls in your name

@NuclearTess @kew i know, like, two and a half martial arts and also wilderness survival this land is my land

@SunSaint antifa? straight? i don't believe it for one moment

@BestGirlGrace same thing i do whenever someone knocks on my door, obviously—hide under my bed and hope they don't notice i'm home

anyway They Might Be Giants is authoritarian left

@devurandom@cybre.space no both of us

@devurandom@cybre.space like u

@posadistprincess yeah but that means i can't make an alignment chart bc i'm missing the entire 'evil' section

@skelltan@hellsite.site @themorgangoats i thought that was how people got married

i'd make a d&d alignment chart of musicians but do right-wingers even have proper music