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@BestGirlGrace same thing i do whenever someone knocks on my door, obviously—hide under my bed and hope they don't notice i'm home

I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

@posadistprincess yeah but that means i can't make an alignment chart bc i'm missing the entire 'evil' section

"[Some Random Thing] Challenges Our Notions About Sex" *wipes off glasses and puts them back on* "Cis People Don't Understand Sex"

the world is a beautiful placeposting 

@skelltan@hellsite.site @themorgangoats i thought that was how people got married

i'd make a d&d alignment chart of musicians but do right-wingers even have proper music

zoomers only 

@kew just walk up and be like "yeah this is mine now" and then if they try to stop you you can laugh at them bc they can't do anything

*screaming at my phone* why is this internet person so FUCKING hOT

*looks in mirror* ugh i'm so sick of these male-gazey female character designs

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"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

@caymanwent@snouts.online a dating game where thisisfine.png

@fructose_dealer not sure i believe in gender, and if it exists i'm not sure i'm happy about it

religion?, trans, silly 

me: i shouldn't put any important cultural icons in my name, i don't want to be egotistical
me: *names myself after two deities* perfect

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