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@chillallmen@witches.live the dad jokes bot, like, yesterday?

@chillallmen@witches.live i can't believe you're just stealing content from the dad jokes bot now

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the results of our latest sleep drugs: has more of an effect than usual, but is just makes v drowsy and not like. actually able to sleep. which is worse than usual since that means being unproductive on top of everything

You can pronounce Nietzsche as a sort of sneeze. But you probably shouldn't

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@NuclearTess @kew so i have a place to compost them, obvo?

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@NuclearTess @kew and then give it to those in need. that's the important part

eye contact 

found some kind of inexplicable advertisement thing on my computer idek

re: lewd question, hormones 

@tavi i mean obviously but like. there aren't a lot of other dicks around i can use for comparison. especially small ones the animal kingdom goes h*ckin crazy with those things

@marie_joseph@eldritch.cafe oh right i forgot christianity exists

re: lewd question, hormones 

@tavi i think in order for it to qualify it'd have to get as small as like, the jerkwad cis dudes' are so it's sorta a tossup?

is it gay to gay because you're literally gay

re: lewd question 

@tavi mammoth would imply a level of scale so like. if it's absolutely massive and it's hairy, then that works

the issue with sheep, though is that it implies the existence of a goat as well, and idk what that would be

@monorail what if they're surprised that they forgot to put one of the ls in your name

having a partner who's your best friend and partner in crime that you can hang out with and do cool photoshoots with in your goth emo outfits and matching shit (and trading clothes if you're enby and similarly sized)? thats goals

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@NuclearTess @kew i know, like, two and a half martial arts and also wilderness survival this land is my land

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