lewdish, bad
@fructose_dealer @themorgangoats delete me harder daddy
@SunSaint —the roman empire, circa 450s c.e.
@themorgangoats that sounds like a lot of effort and i'm gay
@themorgangoats yeah but i'm impatient & gay
@themorgangoats so what you're saying is we should take a page from julie d'aubigny and have a sex party in the convent
@themorgangoats @CyclopsCaveman hello why are you me
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@velexiraptor these are the same thing actually
@fructose_dealer good job i hope whoever you stole it from was rich
@fructose_dealer i've never bird (i say, as a crow) but i think the closest i've gotten to that is like. weird shapes
wait hold on no it's picrews of me am i an anime waifu
@fructose_dealer wait people actually do this?
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@fluxom_alt that is, in fact, the biggest mood when it comes to relationships
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@fluxom_alt if the government wants to get in my pants they're gonna have to seduce my like everyone else
@skelltan@hellsite.site @amateurwitch everyone's got a different ideal relationship. whatever works for you is, y'know, what works for you
@skelltan@hellsite.site @amateurwitch it's probably a cliché at this point but the key steps are to be yourself and not be trying for a relationship, in my experience. like. it just sorta happens naturally, with some friends, that you start dating? at least, that's how it's been for me
and then you get introduced to their entire polycule all at once and everything is chaos for a while and by the time it's all settled down there's a decent chance you're dating at least one of them too
a bug, not a feature.
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