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when someone unintentially misinterprets a dead language for a joke and ur upset about the misunderstanding but you like the joke so it's just "this is wrong, here's why it's wrong, now do it wrong on purpose"

@ghostwife@mastodon.social i don't understand time so this excuse doesn't work on me

@ghostwife@mastodon.social i thought about following you why aren't you here yet

is this lewd? 

@skelltan@hellsite.site it's not technically a 'song' if it's just percussion i don't think

is this lewd? 

on the list of reasons i am definitely a bard irl: intimately familiar with the acoustics of my own ass

@xyzzy@weirder.earth so *you're* the graphic design is my passion person

@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space yeah. it just big an scary

@themorgangoats so what you're saying is we should take a page from julie d'aubigny and have a sex party in the convent

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