@Lady this really undersells the fact that the first person he met fucked him so hard he learned to talk
@healyn nice to meet you, d'artagnan
corvids
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@fructose_dealer isn't this just mastodon
@themorgangoats hmm
@themorgangoats everything is someone's kink
@themorgangoats i mean classical conditioning could probably get you most of the way there but that's probably unethical or something
@themorgangoats there's gotta be a way to make someone do this
@BestGirlGrace @fluxom_alt that unironically sounds like an ad for a place just down the street from me
@alexandria my hair may be curly but it's still significantly straighter than i am
corvids
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corvids
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a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own