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@geske my full legal name? that's only legal in summoning rituals. ur allowed to say, like, parts of it separately tho

@violet it's a lot easier when one takes into account my personal history. like, my deadname was of comparable length and i have a propensity for collecting nicknames

literally none of this is an exaggeration, btw, aside from that probably there's some people who do actually speak those languages

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the talk about names is reminding me that my legal name is:
• at least a couple puns
• twelve fuck yous in a trenchcoat
• too long to fit in most legal forms
• multiple deities
• a handful of languages nobody speaks
• also i'm not sure i can take my Own first name seriously tbh

@BestGirlGrace actually no you'd need a third one to balance things out gotta come up with another name

....i just saw someone compare a thing to the song we didn't start the fire

and then, to illustrate that comparison, set it to the tune of once in a lifetime

Is there anyone at NPR who is:

a) less than 100 years old

and

b) a lifetime inhabitant of the planet earth

people love to argue that trans health is a neglectable minority interest but as soon as it's about the cost of hrt it's suddenly this big strain on the budget

there's nothing there. or, more to the point, what is there is a notable absence of thing. there's nothing there, so obviously it cannot convey emotions, but somehow you are certain it wants to be your friend

@JohnBrownJr i don't have strong opinions about the quality of the star wars trilogies but i'd love to be free of the disney

....i forgot about the number ten

i forgot. the number ten. existed

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