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@ShiningWing like the one who just wrote that

@violet i can't be bothered to calculate that stuff, since i don't even really go by Part of my legal name. despite it being, y'know, My Name

@violet technically that's only if we exclude all the traditional affixes which could theoretically double the length again

@violet syllables? only twenty-one. why do you ask

@geske my full legal name? that's only legal in summoning rituals. ur allowed to say, like, parts of it separately tho

@violet it's a lot easier when one takes into account my personal history. like, my deadname was of comparable length and i have a propensity for collecting nicknames

literally none of this is an exaggeration, btw, aside from that probably there's some people who do actually speak those languages

the talk about names is reminding me that my legal name is:
• at least a couple puns
• twelve fuck yous in a trenchcoat
• too long to fit in most legal forms
• multiple deities
• a handful of languages nobody speaks
• also i'm not sure i can take my Own first name seriously tbh

@BestGirlGrace actually no you'd need a third one to balance things out gotta come up with another name

@BestGirlGrace why have only one middle name

@troubleMoney the void wish to be friends with you too

....i just saw someone compare a thing to the song we didn't start the fire

and then, to illustrate that comparison, set it to the tune of once in a lifetime