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lewd joke 

@witchy@radical.town ok but consider: the sign that's like "please be quiet people are trying to throat dick"

I posit that mermaids, who are deep deep sea dwellers, would not be human sized, but much much larger, like the giant squid.

mermaids are the sunken Prometheans

the consorts of the elder gods,

those who serve as Cthulhu's priesthood

the only people who can call themselves a "self-made man" are trans men

@ItsMorgan well then by definition this hammer is not too over-the-top, no?

suddenly reminded i made this and immediately compelled to share it everywhere

thinkin about the concept of kyriarchy n how it's a v useful term but doesn't actually account for regional variance in terms of how axes of oppression intersect different (and sometimes are just different axes) in different places

polytheist shitposting 

don't fuck with me! i have the power of god and god and god and god and god and god and god and god and god and anime on my side

@Torie@todon.nl in seriousness? i have contacts on my phone for like. three family members and a healthcare professional. i fundamentally just....don't use phone contacts for much. if i talk to them a lot i know their number and if i don't what does it matter

@pillowcat @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @BestGirlGrace computers don't typically eat cake*, i'm afraid

*i said typically for a reason ok i know the exception

@pillowcat @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @BestGirlGrace yes but im here to making joek i don't need these silly things like "actually make sense" or what have you

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @BestGirlGrace @pillowcat r u sure you spelled that last word correctly

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