Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

@dopple@cryptid.industries i was absolutely built for this

yet another piece of evidence to suggest the fae are an old description of neurodiverse folks:

you know the iron allergy thing? yeah well turns out there's a specific chemical where a deficiency of it is associated with being abnormally sensitive to needles—specifically the physical sensation (and probably not just needles; that's just what got tested)

and of the groups of people tested, autistic folx were by far the most likely to produce an antibody for it

@dopple@cryptid.industries @shoofle having a finite number of arms???? no thanks

@dopple@cryptid.industries ....tfw u made an actual detailed chart abt this but u forgot to actually Put Urself On The Chart

is fundamentally a hilarious word. like, the first thing that comes to mind is a sub tooting, y'know? and then i think of a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and Then i get to the actual meaning of the word

get you the kind of friend who, seeing you for the first time since you started transitioning:
• lets out an excited gasp,
• runs toward you,
• offers you a hug,
• and compliments your skirt

@lynnesbian r u telling me the television isn't already a torture rack

getting up in no more than 16 minutes. will be grumpy about it for at least the next half hour or so

@pettancow one of us

@lynnesbian honestly tho there's even natlangs that can do the consistency. english is just Bad

subtooting myself as a flex

@dopple@cryptid.industries @myconidiosyncracy ok this is a literalist joke so like, obviously i approve, but did you miss the friggin

@myconidiosyncracy yell friggin heah

@myconidiosyncracy i am comfortable in my own incompetence (and tend to exaggerate it because it's hard to remember what i'm good at) but imo as long as you treat people with respect you're pretty much set

@myconidiosyncracy aww, thanks. that actually means a lot

@myconidiosyncracy yeah but i'm actively Bad At most of them. so myeh