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Lewd ofc 

@Camas@girlcock.club @007@mastodon.xyz ok but like. there's dick-shaped everything. u could probably get a....shall we say a more interesting straw

@kimdanes@octodon.social sorry can't hear you over the sound of me abolishing the state

@kimdanes@octodon.social glad to hear i'm contributing to anarchy by being incredibly cool and also gay

Lewd ofc 

@Camas@girlcock.club @007@mastodon.xyz why a straw and not, y'know,

@Camas@girlcock.club @007@mastodon.xyz more than about one glass every half hour to an hour just gets wasted iirc? i mean, i might have the exact number wrong, but

body can't actually process a lot of water going into it in a short period of time is what i'm getting at. you drink five cups of water all at once & your body uses one and throws the rest out

i hate that nazis can just adopt whatever imagery they like and ruin it for everyone else forever

@dopple@cryptid.industries insert "heart eyes motherfucker" meme here

im honestly livid that ive never heard of large native cities like cahokia and junk bigger than the giza pyramids like monks mound until now.

what's even worse is my mom is from illinois and she certainly STILL doesnt know about it.. i wanna cry. white genocide when???

on june twenty first, two thousand seventeen, a user by the name of rock legend ninety six uploaded a video where he successfully installed arch linux in fourteen minutes and twelve seconds. and so began the arch linux speedrunning community

growing an extra hand every time you say "on the other hand" both to illustrate your point and to look incredibly sexy

@dopple@cryptid.industries im trying ok distance is confusing

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