@BestGirlGrace speaking as someone with multiple forks, that's just twinning under a different name
@anarchiv you are fortunate i am a forgiving deity, little fly. now—are you here to make a wish, or just to insult the Craft
@anarchiv did. did you expect a fae to be helpful
@anarchiv i am an A r t i s t e ♫ how Dare you
@anarchiv really. just a glow. not even a structural change or anything
@anarchiv look i can make your eyes look weird if this is so important to you but night vision is way easier than goggles
@anarchiv ....does it need to be goggles or can i just give you night vision
corvids
boosted
@anarchiv faery trades don't deal with morality, friend. i just don't do cars
@BestGirlGrace oh boy i love talking about ladysmith black mambazo
@anarchiv i might be able to manage most of this but i don't do cars sorry
corvids
boosted
@CyclopsCaveman because dante doesn't speak english, Obviously
@CyclopsCaveman lacking context, my brain interpreted this as dante alighieri and randall munroe
@BestGirlGrace i don't, however, have to have spent any time on land to punch holes in the yachts
corvids
boosted
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own