Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

frolicking barefoot through the woods is too much a part of my specific fae identity to not include but that means i actually Have To replace feet with some other functionally identical thing bc otherwise i have to deal with, y'know, that

@Camas@girlcock.club that's just that gif of the dude taking off his shades but he has another pair of shades underneath

@Camas@girlcock.club does it count as not wearing shoes if you just changed your glamer from "person wearing shoes" to "person not wearing shoes"

being able to cook and maths means as long as good public transit or things are within walking distance i have the exact skillset necessary to like. keep track of all the necessary things for people to living in a space

but all my power are Useless in the us, for obvious raisins, and since most of the people i'd want to take care of are stuck there i cannae do it

@dopple@cryptid.industries @Breakfast @BestGirlGrace excuse you i can cook and maths

@dopple@cryptid.industries @BestGirlGrace iirc the rule is you can cook, drive, or do maths, or pick two, but ur not allowed all three

@cute@deadinsi.de idk in my experience masc folx tend to be the exact kind of oblivious where it's like. their friends will reach the point of "you're clearly into that person ask them out" before they do

"correctly" conjugated? are you kidding me? i have no gorram idea and I Do Not Care One Whit

also one of the advantages of "machina ex nihilo" as a byword is the trans joke in it, which really depends on the fact that nihilo is conjugated here

@guerrillarain how dare you make me choose between these things

@BestGirlGrace i mean it sure does count as "outdated tradition" so. ur not wrong

@dopple@cryptid.industries there's a reason i didn't say human ok

@dopple@cryptid.industries but....but taking care of people is one of my love languages....

@BestGirlGrace yeah i've never had anything to do with like. the existence of media as a thing. maybe if south park was inscribed on clay tablets?

@dopple@cryptid.industries *being thirsty is queer culture

but also go drink something take care of urslef

@BestGirlGrace wait why would they assume that do they Not Know

@dopple@cryptid.industries sbubby. eef freef

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online ok but the bible is definitely a book in the traditional sense. have you considered: levar burton reading the manga he's currently appearing in

because yes. i do, in fact, seem to have the ability to make things function normally when logic suggests that would be impossible

examples include such things as:
• the portal to hell incident
• more effective when burdened beyond the limitations of its hardware
• bathing the laptop
• that time when i gave a damaged device comforting rubs and it stopped being damaged