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being finnish, re: guide to celsius 

@SunSaint
0 C: good weather for nude bathing
-50 C: you might want to actually put on clothes at this point

img caption (2/2), second-person death 

You spend the next thousand years or so shackled to a legion of fellow spirits, mumbling the same words over and over again. It's a story of some kind, though you repeat it so often that it loses all meaning. Occasionally Librosteus will call you up, and listen to you tell your tale. But most of your time is spent in darkness, whispering, and listening to the whispering of the thousand other ghosts around you.

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img caption (1/2), second-person death 

"A deeply unwise decision," says Librosteus. He flips over one of the black cards, but it actually has a suit now. You recognize your own face, mirrored in two corners. The Fool.

Librosteus raises a bony talon, and you are yanked violently from your flesh. Your emptied corpse falls limply to the floor behind you, and Librosteus opens his cloak. You spiral into the yawning darkness, spinning, falling...

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a house of many doors, second-person death 

so this is the only screen i could find from the card game against librosteus. and it doesn't tell you anything much about the game itself. but it sure does get the stakes across

librosteus is a fun deity

@mavica @devurandom@cybre.space sorry! i meant in the sense of "corporations abusing power" things. i shouldn't have worded it like that

@Nentuaby @monorail @Kat@snouts.online yeah and cheeses are Incredibly Entertaining but also. highly situational

@devurandom@cybre.space uh....i wouldn't know, for that. the circles i'm aware in tend to be suspicious of robots replacing humans. for uh, obvious reasons, but still

@BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics @hierarchon okay but that's just the card game you play against librosteus for your soul i've already Done that one

@devurandom@cybre.space yes, actually. that's basically the core premise of all the ones that are like "this is a sport where you can bring actual weapons" or what have you

@violet @Kat@snouts.online @monorail this is why you make your cities mobile, people! c'mon, it's basic physics

@Kat@snouts.online @monorail and how does that really stack up against reality-warping artifacts that can grant your deepest desires

@Kat@snouts.online @monorail most jobs are safer. but i'd hesitate to call it more lucrative given the kinds of things you can get from adventuring

@monorail @Kat@snouts.online ok You Know What that's a reasonable explanation but also can you imagine. an adventuring party. that spends their days turning ladders into poles instead of adventuring

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