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@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun 1950

tl;dr loviatar is h*ckin awesome and u should respect her

also loviatar gets all the cool words. like, right off the bat, she's the evil witch queen of the north? mother of the nine diseases? actually known under the title "whore mistress of the north"? people refer to her as the mistress of the north because they're afraid to say her actual name???

it doesn't hurt either that she has not one but Two d&d characters named after her

oh yeah and also dragons are named after her too

in the grand scheme of things i tend to align more to väinämöinen than loviatar

which sucks, because väinämöinen is a garbage old man, whereas loviatar is just the pure evil inventor of suffering. like cmon. she's clearly the morally superior patron here

@SanfordianPhil those are the same thing actually. you see, the ball and chain functions to prevent some of the more chaotic and uncouth impulses, thereby being an improvement on the person as a whole. in this essay i will

....so i went to the store just now. the minute i walked in the power went out

technology and i have an interesting relationship

@Lady just punching my phone real hard to try to call you

@CyclopsCaveman om nom forms

@CyclopsCaveman in that case i should run

@kaiavalkyrie@queer.garden awful bold of you to assume i ever grew up

@kaiavalkyrie@queer.garden neither was i, if you know what i mean

@kaiavalkyrie@queer.garden depends how old. if you're under a couple centuries, sure, but definitely not once you reach birthdates prior to the industrial revolution in europe

@BestGirlGrace wow this is the first time i've seen someone actually contribute to a group project