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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
oneshot
jkhgfdzs i just looked this up to try and figure it out bc it's never explicitly mentioned in-game and the Official Word Of God on the question of "is niko a boy or a girl" is:
• i have no idea!
• yes, niko is a boy or a girl
(nightmargin & eliza's answers, respectively)
which also means this shitpost is literally canon and im sgjshj
@roxy@snouts.online did you really just-
re: food, recipes that are made of lies
@checkervest@octodon.social also this is just a bad recipe? that's a Tonne of tahini wyd??? and even excluding that who tf makes a batch of only 16 cookies
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"You make me hot, you make me sigh, You make me laugh, you make me cry"
- Steve Miller, summing up the 4* emotions a human is capable of feeling:
Hornt
Exasperated
Comedy
SadTimes
*The fifth is Umami
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F213
Fairyland
on island.
re: shitpost re: Anthro theory
@RadiantEmber@weirder.earth oh absolutely. i'm just poking fun
tho now my brain are like "the two wolves meme is just a furry plural thing"
re: shitpost re: Anthro theory
@RadiantEmber@weirder.earth yeah but plurality is rarely associate with a specific nunmbber
shitpost re: Anthro theory
@RadiantEmber@weirder.earth inside you are two wolves
@popstar@myasstodon.xyz if both halves of this aren't in ur relationship u don't get to call it true love
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Ah yes, Mastodon, representing the Deadly Sin of Horny On Main.
@soft im more of a feary tbh
@Camas@girlcock.club is that a challenge bc i guarantee i can come up with a worse joke
@efi beep boop!!!
@a_bun@girlcock.club @distressedegg hey, that's their favourite food! thank
(also food warning in pic)
@efi i wouldn't know i was built
@efi can't be dead if u never got a life certificate in the first place
@efi ....is this a bad thing?
@a_bun@girlcock.club @distressedegg they were Very Clear on this point. niko oneshot: not a cat
@efi give her back her tibia
@a_bun@girlcock.club @distressedegg mcscuse you they're not a cat
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
