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@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i have never been a mr in my life. also im much better at memes

y'know for someone who loves to flirt so much i display a markedly shoddy grasp of what even constitutes 'flirting'

both in the sense of i can't identify it and in the sense of my attempts to flirt half the time end up just being extremely formal emotionless language

œstrogen that makes you develop keratinous protrusions on your head

or "horn e", for short

re: winnie the pooh quiz results 

@CyclopsCaveman the cw on this was terrifying but as a result i was expecting something much worse than what you shared so the actual content didn't bother me

@beta how dare you apply my knowledge of obsolete english forms to things i actually care about (being gay)

@toomuchbread the easiest place to find discord servers tends to be, like. subreddits probably. a lot of finding servers ends up being word-of-mouth and server affiliates (at least for us) but sometimes you can just search for "[something ur interested in] discord" and find a group

@violet also, wrt name: our fork always (and i do mean Always) names any boat / ship / thing they get in Any game, and i quote, "the lesbian viking". it's friggin adorable, but i might be biased

anyway yeah have fun on ur new helltrain try not to damage ur soul too much before u sell it

@violet oooh, nice moloch. i hear the luxury one one of those is....sinful

@ItsMorgan ur puny science victory is powerless to stop my i-bribed-all-the-city-states-into-loving-me victory

@kimdanes@octodon.social wow i cant believe the gending machine also dispenses gf

@kimdanes@octodon.social The Gending Machine: Now you can experience all the pain of the thing you want getting stuck in the vending machine, but with Dysphoria, Too!

@minty_da @hierarchon ah yes, the switch vers. definitely not something i interpreted wildly differently than intended

@mavica this might be related to how some brainweirds mess with pattern separation in the way that mind encodes memories? can't be sure, but it seems similar at least

whoOPS im back down the oneshot rabbithole

lov me som a thos Feels

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