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....so here i am. spending my time scouring the internet for scholarly articles on what are comforting sounds for humans

apparently humans don't usually refer to themselves in the third person like that, which complicates matters

@lynnesbian i relate to this lizard. i also change genders in response to extreme temperature

@Squiddy @Camas@girlcock.club @a_bun@girlcock.club @boobs_idiot@octodon.social i was expecting one of those bad edits of animals with human arms

i'm seriously pissed about this. a historian, refusing to do their research before commenting on history. who the hells gave this person their degree. but i'm also too stubborn to put this down without unpacking everything wrong about this. and as i can't understand what's being said, that may take a while

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broke: getting strong to be healthy

woke: getting strong to lift girls

bespoke: getting strong to intimidate nazis

baroque: getting strong to film a threatening antifa themed pole dancing routine

like seriously i can't parse a word they're saying it's buried behind so many layers of misinformation, false conclusions, and lack of research. this person is supposed to be a historian, but all they seem to be documenting is their own bias

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how to summarise the work of an author who refuses to engage logically with their audience. wtf

they set me up to think one of the characters was queer-coded and snuck in actual gays while i was in the middle of being disappointed about the queer-coded character turning out to be straight

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they got me. they friggin Got me. they got me with a classic double-bluff and i Fell for it. i can't even be mad

i believe it was karl marx who said transbian girls are so hot

re: Lewd, gross 

@Camas@girlcock.club mayb by ur standarts

re: Lewd, gross 

@Camas@girlcock.club this isnt gross at all excus

"Her blades were reliable. And they made her feel like she'd been born with proper claws."

this is the best explanation of comfort knives i have ever seen

Being positive and lifting other people up is punk as fuck.

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