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@chillallmen@mastodon.social you know what must be done

friendly reminder that there is a song titled "your kerning is shit" and you can purchase it from the artist's bandcamp for 0.69 usd

i say friendly reminder but i only just learned about this. it's fraggin hilarious

samzabala.bandcamp.com/track/y

@cdmnky there are a metric Fucktonne of extremely niche games out there

@anarchiv you say that as though your song choice has any bearing on the rest of this

@Bruzer@snouts.online jokes on u i already know someone who calls me mattress

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space born on a mountain, raised in a cave
wait

@FirstProgenitor always. seriously. i don't know that i will be able to help you, but as long as i am physically capable i can try

@FirstProgenitor ....i Might (emphasis on the might) be able to help with that too. im not always great with explanating. but seriously if u want me to try help just lmk

@FirstProgenitor you're extremely justified in not like. getting this. and all. but also, breaking it down into smaller components like that should make it easier to do than just starting with a bunch of nothing and having to get the final answer

anyqho, if u need help i can probably walk u through some of this

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i always thought it was in reference to one's status as an eldritch god beyond the bounds of mortal ken

tfw someone misspells the mild swear in a video caption and ur left wondering which one of your friends the giant crocodile is

@lynnesbian i relate to this lizard. i also change genders in response to extreme temperature

I have decided to opt out of physics

*clips straight through the floor like an absolute villain*

@Kat@snouts.online that looks like it was supposed to be shrek but somebody made it human coloured by accident

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