@mavica sorry!
@violet @BestGirlGrace are you telling me they have a vested interest in teaching people to practice esquireship incorrectly
@mavica yeah but i can't do it on purpose, is the thing
@mavica i'd flirt with you but i have no idea how to flirt i just sometimes say things people think is flirting
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@BestGirlGrace yell heah make them suffer
@BestGirlGrace yes but why tho
@mavica !!! hug!
@mavica ....oh. i wasn't prepared for that

@mavica that would be nice
@BestGirlGrace personally i'm a traditionalist and will refer to myself as esquire only if i have my own coat of arms
that said, as i am terribly fond of horrible puns, i will refer to myself as esquire whenever i am in possession of a coat
@BestGirlGrace well first off, just to be clear: esquire as a lawyer thing is specific to the united states
but you could also become a diplomat, or a freemason. or just call yourself esquire, since there isn't actually a law that says you can't
@ben or is there
@BestGirlGrace not necessarily
@BestGirlGrace what if we made it so they didn't have that particular flaw
@ben @BestGirlGrace @anna she can't keep a gay that big contained for long
a bug, not a feature.
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