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@violet @BestGirlGrace are you telling me they have a vested interest in teaching people to practice esquireship incorrectly

@mavica i'd flirt with you but i have no idea how to flirt i just sometimes say things people think is flirting

implied violence against transphobes 

Stranger: I support trans people!

Me: :blobheartcat:

Stranger: But,

Me: :blob_anarchist: 👉 :guillotine_trans:

@kimdanes@octodon.social of course it's true, i said it

@kimdanes@octodon.social im enjoying the rambles. you clearly have an interest in this

@BestGirlGrace personally i'm a traditionalist and will refer to myself as esquire only if i have my own coat of arms

that said, as i am terribly fond of horrible puns, i will refer to myself as esquire whenever i am in possession of a coat

oh good there's people being gay on my feed i was worried for a second there

@BestGirlGrace well first off, just to be clear: esquire as a lawyer thing is specific to the united states

but you could also become a diplomat, or a freemason. or just call yourself esquire, since there isn't actually a law that says you can't

@kimdanes@octodon.social absolutely, yeah. like if Absolutely Nothing Else, we don't really understand how the brain is put together so how would we even go about attempting to equate the things

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