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re: hornt 

@Camas@girlcock.club yeah but the bouncing is the best part of thos things

re: hornt 

@Camas@girlcock.club picturing this as one of those bouncing dvd logos and getting upset at my brain for imagining a scenario where it's impossible for it to bounce off corners bc there's no corners for it to bounce off

me, to a friend: what is the ultimate earworm?

friend: Vivaldi's "Spring".

me: huh. you know, I would have said Tchaikovsky, Piano Concerto No. 1 in B Flat. It's been stuck in my head for over twenty years.

my friend: ...what on earth is wrong with you?

@TeethTeethTeeth this is the most difficult decision i have ever faced in my life

when cis women criticize individual trans women for taking up space, speaking our minds, or otherwise transgressing conventional femininity, then link it to our asserted 'male socialization,' the implication is: cis women can't do those things

I come bearing the radical, feminist idea that cis women can and do do those things, actually, and it is in fact easier than if you do them while being censured by transmisogyny.

if you are genuinely envious of a trans woman's self-command, I invite you to emulate her in your pursuit of women's liberation. we can all raise each other up or we can splinter apart into miserable hopeless cells of repressive isolation; I know which one I'd rather do!

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every time i hear a cis person introduce themself with their pronouns i grow another soul

i have no soul

@Food wait r u telling me u can just. get a restraining order against capitalism? i gotta get me one a thos

@fluxom_alt i feel like this is the kind of thing where it's in my best interests to show up wearing one of those "don't fuck with me // i WILL cry" shirts

"How about treat people the way you would want to be treated????? Please be normal about this."

"You got it." I say before introducing myself to strangers by handing them pictures of cute snakes and drawings of my sonas. I tell them I'm proud of them for all the hardships they've overcome in their life.

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re: making the hormone vampire thought it's own thread for the sake of public sanity 

@fluxom_alt that is uh. extremely tempting

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