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@BestGirlGrace look if he wants to get his interior plumbing lookin-ass kicked im perfectly willing to tie him in a couple knots and install him in an automotive vehicle. i just tend to assume people know better is all

Shadowrun/Cyberpunk character inspiration: whoever runs the big truck memes insta as a rigger/tech

@koyu i love the implication that of all these the most egregious (aside from cop obv) is theatre kid

so today's gender is neural net generated crochet-themed erotic fic

@monorail

*looks at a straight couple* so which of you is the holly glaceon and which of you is the other holly glaceon

@BestGirlGrace these are absolutely excellent but im afraid my favourite part is that the only provided contact info is fax

@nova it took me a moment you meant the avatar nobody actually remembers

re: Capitalism accurately summed up in a shit post 

@Dingy_Rat@yiff.life this is excellent how dare

@hafnia i do that sometimes, but i'm usually too distracted by the symphonies stuck in my head to comment

@hafnia that's the beauty of uh....whatever fresh hell this is. i'm incapable of being annoyed by music so i can just irritate all my closest friends for ages

@hafnia i remember it starting off as "this is boring to play" and then immediately going off into "i hear it everywhere i cannot escape this no matter what i do"

shoutout to the person reading this. you're doing great, i believe in you. and you are loved

@hafnia i feel like at this point you're on the edge of just rehashing the pachelbel rant with tchaikovsky

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