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re: lewd 

@Kat@snouts.online see this presumes i have anything resembling a life, which is false

lewd 

@Kat@snouts.online look i don't know what a dildo attached to a giant wheel sounds like i can't afford giant wheels

lewd 

@Kat@snouts.online definitely picturing this wheel as having a bunch of dildos instead of the usual spokes that you make it stop with

NSFW, sex acts in a painting 

can the straights fucking stOP

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz look you left yourself open for the literalist joke ok

look im not complaining but when the hells did we follow you. what

@moth@queer.garden sometimes it's "can i borrow this thing you're not using" too

@ben adding a content warning to my good posts so it's your fault if you read them

adding a content warning to my terrible posts so it's your fault if you read them

Mastodon is:

✅​ A microblogging site
✅​ A meet queer friends site
✅​ Polyamorous dating site
✅​ Job search site

misinfo 

a monopole antenna radiates only gravity, which is a monopolar force. a dipole antenna radiates electromagnetic waves, and a tripole antenna radiates quark color.

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re: proverb 

@Breakfast look i just invented the proverb i dont expect to know what it means

@violet i think there's a minor loophole that allows it if and only if ur legitimately bad at the arting, and even then not for most people

re: proverb 

@Breakfast does a proverb have to be metaphysical

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