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corvids
@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online submitting an application on behalf of improbable caws:
who we are: a murder (ageless, very queer, mostly crows)
skills we can offer: what more could you ask for than a quasi-immortal gang of ever-shifting numbers of corvids, really?
other skills include being excellent mimics, a knack for getting into things we really have no business being able to get into, and the sort of telepathy that inevitably shatters the minds of humans.
also we're very good at shinies, and eat gods.
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girls are pretty and im gay
i wanna give affection n love ;w;
@yeenbean aww, this one's adorable!
@yeenbean why thank you. you're quite lovely yourself as well, dear.
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the sellspell who charges her adventuring party by the spellslot calls herself a "reverse philosophers stone". Turns gold into explosions
@velexiraptor see it's very distinctive but it's very distinctive in the same way as everyone else who used that picrew
@yeenbean oh, we're [i]well[/i] aware of that, dear.
@yeenbean seen this like five times now and surprised by the contents every single gods d__ned one
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and also im going to mom the shit out of the first true, conscious AI and no one can stop me
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like all women of culture, i use my tongue as a lizard would, to mlem the cheesy popcorn out of the bowl without dirtying my delicate hands
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1. open cw
2. wtf that needs a cw
3. read cw
@velexiraptor aaa [i]u[/i] cute
@tan best tell 'em up front ye'll do't. might make some think twice
@tan careful with that. some adventurers'll steal the skin off yer back soon as look atcha. y'might end up dead in a ditch 'stead a paid rich
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"Fedi? Oh it's this really cool Twitter alternative for trans girls"
@KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social @tan make bootleg green eggs and ham by prestidigitating random rocks to be green
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Privileged people have like a list of things they know is offensive and 0 awareness of context huh,,,
@melissasage the only issue is like. where do we find the time for this. we've already overloaded our schedule with twice as many obligations as there are hours in the year. we could do it but like. we'd? need help?? so bad???
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
