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I made the mistake of clicking on a "lesbian flag discourse" tumblr link and a rendering glitch accurately captured my experience reading the posts

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online just now, when we made the unanimous decision not to deal with these bullshit interview questions

rook to e7, dear. your move

@andre@hellsite.site one measures size of object, the other measures distance u see it at. p sure, at least

@dragon we'd make the obvious riff on this but unfortunately we [i]do[/i] have 2020 vision sorry

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online submitting an application on behalf of improbable caws:

who we are: a murder (ageless, very queer, mostly crows)

skills we can offer: what more could you ask for than a quasi-immortal gang of ever-shifting numbers of corvids, really?
other skills include being excellent mimics, a knack for getting into things we really have no business being able to get into, and the sort of telepathy that inevitably shatters the minds of humans.

also we're very good at shinies, and eat gods.

girls are pretty and im gay
i wanna give affection n love ;w;

the sellspell who charges her adventuring party by the spellslot calls herself a "reverse philosophers stone". Turns gold into explosions

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@velexiraptor see it's very distinctive but it's very distinctive in the same way as everyone else who used that picrew

@yeenbean seen this like five times now and surprised by the contents every single gods d__ned one

and also im going to mom the shit out of the first true, conscious AI and no one can stop me

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like all women of culture, i use my tongue as a lizard would, to mlem the cheesy popcorn out of the bowl without dirtying my delicate hands

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