@moss ....aren't assimilationism and transhumanism mutually exclusive??? what
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Look, i'm shitting on edgelord assimilationists, robot kinnies and people who are sexually attracted to computers are clearly not my target here.
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@moss what about all the trans, kin, and/or disabled computer-fuckers? bc like. being a robot is absolutely transition goals
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@velexiraptor @00dani @AudreyJune the real trans humanist mood
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@00dani @AudreyJune wait shit i actually want this, fuck, oh no
@dragon love you too
@dragon we'd make the obvious riff on this but unfortunately we [i]do[/i] have 2020 vision sorry
@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online submitting an application on behalf of improbable caws:
who we are: a murder (ageless, very queer, mostly crows)
skills we can offer: what more could you ask for than a quasi-immortal gang of ever-shifting numbers of corvids, really?
other skills include being excellent mimics, a knack for getting into things we really have no business being able to get into, and the sort of telepathy that inevitably shatters the minds of humans.
also we're very good at shinies, and eat gods.
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@yeenbean aww, this one's adorable!
@yeenbean why thank you. you're quite lovely yourself as well, dear.
@yeenbean tee-hee
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the sellspell who charges her adventuring party by the spellslot calls herself a "reverse philosophers stone". Turns gold into explosions
@velexiraptor see it's very distinctive but it's very distinctive in the same way as everyone else who used that picrew
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own