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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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horseshoe theory: picrew avatars /are/ anime avatars
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Christian Facebook pages: D&D leads to Satanism, Satanism leads to homosexuality, homosexuality leads to questioning gender norms, which in term may lead to witchcraft, don't let your children do any of these things!
Me aged 12: There is no way...
Me now: This is basically my to do list
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YES im a catgirl NO im not a girl and also am actually a dog. its very complex
@a_breakin_glass @halcy @jacethechicken if a tree falls and nobody's around to hear it, is a bear the pope?
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some malaphors I think about:
-we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
-if you can't stand the bull, get out of the china shop
-where there's smoke, there's mirrors
-fool me once, shame on you; teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
-come back to haunt you in the ass
-lets not beat around the dead horse
-beauty is in the eye of the tiger
-burning daylight at both ends
-apples to apples, dust to dust
-a stone in the hand is worth two birds in the bush
@skelltan@hellsite.site @amateurwitch oh very much so
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beats to snuggle to
(spoiler its your heartbeat)
@amateurwitch corvids can give a lot-tle snuggle
@FreyaManibrandr@awoo.space hello! we're plural too!
hey, plural (or knowledgeable) friends!
we've got a freshly-hatched system we're trying to give support & advice to, and most of what was offered to us isn't available anymore
if y'all have any good plurality resources, could ya send 'em our way? thanks in advance
@Mooncake@snouts.online @CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site i mean to be fair it is definitely a mood
@spottyfox the cyberpunk future is here and we want it to go away
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Can't sleep, must brainstorm dnd characters.
the nonbinary thing of using the word 'gender' instead of 'mood' is so frkicen beautiful im lov
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Kimbleye Did you know? All animals are gay? All of them. Every single one.
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If it weren't for the Satanic panic, D&D would probably be pushed on parents as an educational game where you LEARN as you PLAY.
@BestGirlGrace just make 'em not cishet and give proper gifts instead
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And not insignificantly, people use Schrodinger's irony to get away with shit online. A lot of stuff is a joke until it isn't, and a lot of the time it's half-true anyway. Your "ha ha just kidding amirite" is another person's plausible deniability.
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If you're going to mock by impersonation, you have to do it in a way that isn't just asking that people put up with stuff they're already tired of. It's worth remembering, especially online where you could easily come off as just another obnoxious rando.
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
