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@melissasage @ItsMorgan we recall that being due to a separate incident, but frankly our grasp of elder continent lore has notable holes in it

@Lumb do u mean a lesbian who has a sword or a lesbian who is a sword or both bc i can probaly qualify in either sense

it is dangerous to go alone, take this

*hands you sword lesbian*

@melissasage @ItsMorgan @esvrld@octodon.social see this is why you fuck stone first so you can't die

@DeltaFlood @melissasage @ItsMorgan @esvrld@octodon.social not technically, but it's sexy enough i'd allow it

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@Lumb @yeenbean that'd explain the jokes

@melissasage @ItsMorgan @esvrld@octodon.social see i was just going by escalating degree of it-is-difficult-to-seduce-this-thing. i've fucked most everything in the neath at this point

@melissasage @ItsMorgan @esvrld@octodon.social everything is nothing, silly. no laws, no light, no gods

@melissasage @ItsMorgan @esvrld@octodon.social @Aleums yes, well. if this is a competition. i'm fucking southwark

@ItsMorgan @melissasage @esvrld@octodon.social @Aleums i mean smen, but then again at least half of smenfolk want to fuck the bat

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