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trans peasant boy: i wanna be hairier do u think getting bitten by a werewolf is a bad idea

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essentially,
fine: the little mermaid could be an analogy for being a trans woman
sublime: mermaid asking a witch to turn her into a human bc the witch doesn't know she's trans and will turn her into a human with boobs

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pointing out that folklore and fantasy fic that centers around a person physically changing is a good analogy for being trans is fine i guess but have you considered; fantasy fiction where people seek out physical transition into other beings as a form of medical gender transition

what your ideology says about you

anarchist: childhood trauma

communist: prone to nostalgia

post-leftist: needy for attention

The Witch King on his knees on the battle field: "no man can defeat me!"

Eowyn: "I am no man!"

*removes their helmet and cloak to reveal an asymmetrical haircut and they/them pins*
*stabs witch king in the face*

@melissasage @ItsMorgan we recall that being due to a separate incident, but frankly our grasp of elder continent lore has notable holes in it

@Lumb do u mean a lesbian who has a sword or a lesbian who is a sword or both bc i can probaly qualify in either sense

it is dangerous to go alone, take this

*hands you sword lesbian*

@melissasage @ItsMorgan @esvrld@octodon.social see this is why you fuck stone first so you can't die

@DeltaFlood @melissasage @ItsMorgan @esvrld@octodon.social not technically, but it's sexy enough i'd allow it

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@Lumb @yeenbean that'd explain the jokes

@melissasage @ItsMorgan @esvrld@octodon.social see i was just going by escalating degree of it-is-difficult-to-seduce-this-thing. i've fucked most everything in the neath at this point

@melissasage @ItsMorgan @esvrld@octodon.social everything is nothing, silly. no laws, no light, no gods

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