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starting listing reasons for not doing something with "one, the most important, I dont want to. second, less important, [perfectly valid and incredibly responsible reason]

"softwerewolves" is a pun that fell into our lap. also werewolves, please fall into our lap

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homophobia, life expectancy 

People who are not homophobic live 2.5 years longer in average than homophobic people, according to large study that claims to have corrected for external factors:

‘Specifically, they wrote, anti-gay prejudice was "associated with increased risk of cardiovascular-related causes of death."’

businessinsider.fr/us/antigay-

It's ash wednesday, aka the day Jews are like "Oh that's weird, that's the third person I've seen today with schmutz on their face"

Gonna start my own set of queer stereotypes, and not invite the cishets…

- Trans women are good at soup
- Genderqueers always win at Tarot
- Nonbinary people can do Zippo tricks
- Trans guys can tell which way is true north
- Bisexuals can't spell "acqueduct"
- Agender people have good couches

etc.

@DissidentKitty *checks self with counter* I seem to have been exposed to a lethal dose of gay

Reminder that all lesbians are valid, including trans lesbians, non-binary lesbians, bisexual lesbians, asexual lesbians, and lesbians who use he/him pronouns.

my gender just wants to be cool like all the other genders

Queer update: At the moment, I'm feeling polyamorously queer.

Today's gender is anxiety and the smell of rain.

Never be ashamed of the wounds that white supremacy, colonialism, or imperialism have inflicted on your community.

Good news all the white people who blocked me for being reverse racist, I am now white because my great great great great grandaddy on somebody's side was white so. Check mate. 😎

@KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social yell heah! be crime, do gays!!

@Sorl i am always sincere to girls and that is why i am always flirting with and dating girls. this gets awkward when i have to cry about their beauty while flirting with them, but my burdens are many

@DissidentKitty@sunbeam.city cognitohazardous shitpost is, in fact, my gender

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