@vyr demons know the magic words to use hell powers (computer commands), which they use to corrupt mortal souls (hack into the mainframe). they tempt mortals with delightful trinkets (video games), visions of power (BitCoin), and erotic pleasures (anime avatars). once the mortal signs the contract (takes basic cybersecurity measures) they may even have the option of becoming a demon themself (installing linux).
@DissidentKitty now tagging all my thinkposts with BTW
"Write for me," instructed the princess.
"What do you wish me to write," asked the bard.
"Anything."
"But what do you wish to read."
"I do not wish to read."
"Do you wish for me to read to you?"
"No. Just write," the princess commanded, closing the curtains around her bed.
And the bard did so in their dimly lit corner, jotting down all words that came to mind, so the princess could fall asleep to the sound of nib scratching parchment.
@LilyVers see, liek. onrmaly i'd agree, florals r Great. but we are the Only Person We Know who has a cat skirt. so. myeh
@velexiraptor eh, i mean. a bit? but also. enbies complicates that rule a lot. half the ppl we know are just named random nouns (& they're all rly rly hot gosh h*ck)
@LilyVers we have a smallish-but-(hopefully)-growing collection of floral skirts about which we get compliments nearly every day we leave the house
we Also have the BEST skirt. it is cats. we have a skirt that is just. covered in cat. i'm lov the it
@FirstProgenitor negative three
@BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics @dialatoot why d'ya Think i went outta our way to do it twice over
@byttyrs @ItsMorgan theorise afuckenway
@ItsMorgan i am merely an Genious
@ItsMorgan then? make a mirror?? out of flesh??? it's simple????
@ItsMorgan mirror
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own