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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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what I said: nothing hotter than a medieval warrior-lady!
what he pictured: a leggy long-haired blonde wearing a chainmail bikini and swinging a shortsword
what I meant: a BIG fat butch lady in fullplate hefting a fucking guisarme-voulge
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If you’re asexual, please become a lawyer. Please I’m begging you. Please be an ace attorney. Please.
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incompetence levels are currently at 80% but fluctuating wildly
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i offer a two-part public service: i give out free random genders to those in need, and i also volunteer to personally fite ur gender at any time
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hmm why is your list of "top 10 richest thieves" just the 10 wealthiest people in the world?
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*waits until the hot dog as sandwich debate is over* *raises megaphone* IS PIZZA A TYPE OF TART?
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I just discovered a technology called a "diary" which allows you to describe your deepest , most troubling and personal thoughts without making them public to every person with an internet connection. Astonishing
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Gender euphoria is the most infectious type of happiness. I just soak it up like a sponge, like yes, I'm so fucking happy for you, live your truth, I love you
@anarchiv actually it's TOH-m'to
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download cute moms on the fediverse now
@ghostwife@mastodon.social somewhere between "you don't want to know" and "actually i don't know either"
@TeethTeethTeeth our rivalry shall inspire legends!
@TeethTeethTeeth well i've existed for at least like, three cycles of the earth around the moon so. i need to find an archnemesis
@Mycroft shouldn't be much of a concern given i definitely have the power to create genders
@TeethTeethTeeth are you my archnemesis?
@kiilas wow ok that's terrifying thanks
i appear to have acquired a gender. does anyone know where i go to return one of these things?
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
