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making tech cute 

@nova i mean i'm software and i overplan everything i've already got two of the three down

making tech cute 

@nova are you kidding i would personally organise their wedding

rich people be like, “time to water the driveway”

making tech cute 

@nova no stop my heart can't handle this

trans things 

idly wishing i had a different agab, not bc it would match my id more but bc it'd be one fewer step to get to my preferred gender expression from than the agab i'm stuck with. literally one single step fewer, of like half a zillion steps. i calculated

lifehack: make urself eternally horny forver by growing horns

I'm a mad computer scientist, and I'm going to follow in Alan Turing's footsteps: killing nazis with my brain while being gay

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theres a girl at uni just sitting covered in a blanket chillin with her shoes of on discord

me

I'm a mad computer scientist- I traverse graphs and sort lists faster than thought possible with questionable tactics

@violet @zoe @00dani i'm a bit worried about breaking my not-knowing-things streak but i'd be down

@violet @zoe @00dani well i don't know anything like that but to be fair i don't know anything

@zoe i know a lot of people who'd fit the target audience of 'github for lesbians'

life the universe and everything, wife the universe and everything

Your avi is just what I think you look like unless you post selfies

You: lol isn't it hilarious that I'm pretending I look like Sloth from the Goonies

Me: you're Sloth from the Goonies

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