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tired: dense tomes set in fantasy worlds with thousand-page lorebooks, centered grand world-shaking events that will forever alter the course of history
wired: fluffy gay realistic slice of life romance fiction

@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space i have all of like two small talk scripts and one of them is "i don't like small talk"

@fructose_dealer i've never bird (i say, as a crow) but i think the closest i've gotten to that is like. weird shapes

wait hold on no it's picrews of me am i an anime waifu

wait wait let me start HRT and redo my introductions post.

@fluxom_alt that is, in fact, the biggest mood when it comes to relationships

@fluxom_alt if the government wants to get in my pants they're gonna have to seduce my like everyone else

@skelltan@hellsite.site @amateurwitch everyone's got a different ideal relationship. whatever works for you is, y'know, what works for you

@skelltan@hellsite.site @amateurwitch it's probably a cliché at this point but the key steps are to be yourself and not be trying for a relationship, in my experience. like. it just sorta happens naturally, with some friends, that you start dating? at least, that's how it's been for me

and then you get introduced to their entire polycule all at once and everything is chaos for a while and by the time it's all settled down there's a decent chance you're dating at least one of them too

@skelltan@hellsite.site @amateurwitch do you want help with this or are you just make a joke bc i can't tell and i am absolutely willing to try help if you want

@amateurwitch this has happened to me more than once now but one of the times it was *literally* that fast

@Camas@girlcock.club i have absolutely no idea. i'm not sure i even know what parts there are

Celebrating International Cat Day by sleeping through it.

@Camas@girlcock.club look i'm flattered and all but i literally just said i can't do that

and also totally just redirecting bc i have no experience with people actually liking me so i don't know how to respond but Lets Just Skip Past That Shall We

@Camas@girlcock.club too hot, tbh, i can't handle y'all sometimes

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