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@themorgangoats so what you're saying is we should take a page from julie d'aubigny and have a sex party in the convent

@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space i mean realistically i could just rely on interest-based communication if i could get past that whole "have to start a talk" barrier. but, like, that's a lorg barrier

tired: dense tomes set in fantasy worlds with thousand-page lorebooks, centered grand world-shaking events that will forever alter the course of history
wired: fluffy gay realistic slice of life romance fiction

@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space i have all of like two small talk scripts and one of them is "i don't like small talk"

@fructose_dealer i've never bird (i say, as a crow) but i think the closest i've gotten to that is like. weird shapes

wait hold on no it's picrews of me am i an anime waifu

wait wait let me start HRT and redo my introductions post.

@fluxom_alt that is, in fact, the biggest mood when it comes to relationships

@fluxom_alt if the government wants to get in my pants they're gonna have to seduce my like everyone else

@skelltan@hellsite.site @amateurwitch everyone's got a different ideal relationship. whatever works for you is, y'know, what works for you

@skelltan@hellsite.site @amateurwitch it's probably a cliché at this point but the key steps are to be yourself and not be trying for a relationship, in my experience. like. it just sorta happens naturally, with some friends, that you start dating? at least, that's how it's been for me

and then you get introduced to their entire polycule all at once and everything is chaos for a while and by the time it's all settled down there's a decent chance you're dating at least one of them too

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