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@caymanwent@snouts.online excuse u they can absolutely be awkward people

@caymanwent@snouts.online what if i thinked about the people instead

@BestGirlGrace sounds like a helluva reason to do it, t b q h

ok so it turns out if u uninstall feet it's much more difficult to walk

@miro@todon.nl h*ck somebody Said It in words i can understand

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i mean, y'all still got gilgamesh and enkidu to beat. among a, uh....long list of others. i ain't even gonna start measuring before then

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz tbh at this point i suspect every queer folks who might be famous are gonna try to compete for that spot

@mavica don't ams hav suggest but good voice 12/7

....i couldn't figure out if there's a way to update my name or address but i Can choose whether they send me emails in html, plaintext, or please select a email format

i have no idea why 'please select' is an option, since there's actually no way for it to Not automatically be set afaict (since it defaults to html)

@BestGirlGrace is that a rhetorical question or should i actually be telling you i'm gonna smooch the robots

it seems a little too obvious to not be rhetorical, but caution is good for your health (or so i hear)

@Lady yes, yes, i'm never wrong, we know

@Lady so r u

@violet i'm dating at least a couple of these

i'm required to set up security questions and none of the options is favourite author but they have friggin "what city is your vacation home in" what the hells You Should Not Have Those people in those cities need places to Live and you should be fertilising our Gardens you fucks

also these resources are Supposed to be directed primarily at, y'know, underprivileged folks. so that's a bit sketch

@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun nice to meet you, never referred to as a gamer

kjhgfd like. do i have people call me after mythical creature? deity? bad pun? literally just a threat to your safety?? All Of The Above???

....i just realised. i can make, like. official legal things. actually addressed with any of my Patently Absurd List of Names