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mythohistory re: lewdish shitpost 

@skelltan@hellsite.site snorri sturluson is the dude who wrote one of the only surviving compilations of norse myth, specifically icelandic

the main issue is that he was born around two Full Decades after iceland became primarily christian, and so he was interpreting a christianised form of the mythology through the lens of he himself being christian. hence why so much of norse myth seems to justify christian mythology in some way

mythohistory re: lewdish shitpost 

@skelltan@hellsite.site this is true and perhaps even part of the reason greek myth have been warped as compared to norse which is still largely unaltered from snorri sturluson's *ahem* reinterpretation

mythohistory re: lewdish shitpost 

@skelltan@hellsite.site popular media are not very good at remaining faithful to the old tales most of the time. the tl;dr of siren song is that it's basically whatever you most desire

if horny things would lure you to your demise then sure it might be horny. but a lot of the time it'll be things like power, or fame, or playing into how you see yourself—this is a song that's so compelling people jump overboard and try to swim toward it and sirens aren't usually seen as pretty

mythohistory re: lewdish shitpost 

@skelltan@hellsite.site not really, no. matter of fact, the only time siren song is ever explicitly discussed (odysseus) there's nothing horny about it at all

lewdish shitpost 

@skelltan@hellsite.site sort of a reverse siren, in that it's more likely to drive people away than lure them closer

lewdish shitpost 

memorising porn music so i can whistle a ditty in public and make people horny and uncomfortable

re: body horror shitpost 

@fructose_dealer @efi motivational poster memes never died

they're like eldritch gods

sleeping. waiting

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz honestly if ur not a treasure trove of some bizarre set of obscure trivia r u even real

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz ....this is. actually useful information for me

lewd ment 

i mean the obvious starting point is to try and source all the music they use in porn. that'd be a hell of an undertaking. sounds kinda fun tho

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tempted to curate a playlist specifically of music that isn't itself bad but that's commonly associated with things that make people feel weird

the issue is there's So Much of this where would you even start

@mavica this definitely aligns to personal experience with demons. very caring folk

random sentence i thought of:

"I'm not here to be a light in darkness; I'm just here to offer a lantern to those in need"

@cute@deadinsi.de look you wouldn't be the first person i've met who was me

....and your answer makes it seem more likely

@skelltan@hellsite.site i meant you specifically! i'm familiar-ish with guitars but i also know at least half a dozen distinct ways people hold the guitar when they play it, offhand

@cute@deadinsi.de in that case follow-up question: are you me

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