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polytheist shitposting 

don't fuck with me! i have the power of god and god and god and god and god and god and god and god and god and anime on my side

@Torie@todon.nl in seriousness? i have contacts on my phone for like. three family members and a healthcare professional. i fundamentally just....don't use phone contacts for much. if i talk to them a lot i know their number and if i don't what does it matter

@pillowcat @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @BestGirlGrace computers don't typically eat cake*, i'm afraid

*i said typically for a reason ok i know the exception

@pillowcat @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @BestGirlGrace yes but im here to making joek i don't need these silly things like "actually make sense" or what have you

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @BestGirlGrace @pillowcat r u sure you spelled that last word correctly

@yeenbean being nice to you behind your back is absolutely a thing we're capable of

@Camas@girlcock.club no i just already got past that part. obviously

@Camas@girlcock.club i wouldn't know i'm still working at constructing my worlds on the molecular level

I'm liking this campus already - they've got a bathroom for my true gender 🦇

re: lewd, genitals 

@amateurwitch "it's not contagious unless you want it to be"

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