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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
meds, complain
ok so i have a handful of things i need to take at about the same time every day and some of them it's like "don't touch this if ur not eating" and some it's like "don't even think about this if there's food near you" and i really don't get why they can't have some kind of system to make this not happen. given the medications themselves are standardised already it shouldn't be gorram hard
@skelltan@hellsite.site @ItsMorgan amstdve corv a lot
@Torie@todon.nl mbti jr
(6, 2, 5, 9, and 1 & 4, in that order and all scoring fairly high)
@skelltan@hellsite.site @ItsMorgan caw caw metherhecker
@skelltan@hellsite.site @ItsMorgan r u telling me someone has exclusive rights to being a crow? a licence to corvid? bc lemme tell ya, we r very good at bein crime birds
@skelltan@hellsite.site @ItsMorgan sorry i meant CAW CAW CAW is that clearer
@skelltan@hellsite.site @ItsMorgan corvid
@CyclopsCaveman ....we'd be telling the truth?
@skelltan@hellsite.site @ItsMorgan yes i know that. but that doesn't mean i know what they are
@violet @popefucker@cybre.space in the sense of "i expected there to be more than one", ya goofs
@ItsMorgan what's a "names" is it some kind of food
@violet confused at the implication that it's a single individual
....which in itself is probably concerning
@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz no no, that's absolutely fair and very reasonable. i mean even excluding racism white people have fricken weird taste
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@BestGirlGrace Pubic library
anyway i've apparently gotten like. unintentionally involved in making a workspace more trans-friendly. not, to be clear, a workspace i'm at all part of
like i literally walked in earlier today and was like "hey you could improve some of these things" and they. friggin. actually called me to follow up on it
no idea how i got here but im doin a good so i aint complain
jghfdsfghj i made a joke abt subtooting myself and then it turns out Actually Thats A Thing I Do Now
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[int. board room, we're all wearing high powered business suits]
Me: "I hope we can come to an... agreement"
[I slide you a slip of paper with "PLEASE BE NICE TO ME" written on it]
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The thing about Dorian Gray jokes is they honestly never get old
@a_bun@girlcock.club ah. now that's a methodology i can agree with!
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
