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@dopple@cryptid.industries @loki @zoey always operate under the assumption we're all bots on the internet it makes me gayer

@BestGirlGrace bc the humans are the only ones who don't already have more than two feet, obv

If I wasn't Diogenes, I would simpley also wish to be Diogenes

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@Camas@girlcock.club look u weren't around and i have the attention span of an intoxicated gnat do you seriously expect me to remember things like "people's names and/or usernames" when they're not right there in front of me

Moderate white people: OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE WE’RE HEADING TOWARDS CONCENTRATION CAMPS ON AMERICAN SOIL

First Nations people on reservations:

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this....might technically qualify as subtooting some folks on here, tbh

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@efi @anarchiv no i didn't. most states run much smaller things than half the world

@anarchiv @efi eh, i've got nothing against the members of the flux state, they're really just trying to scrape a living together in a fundamentally unstable* society. but fictional berlin is a fictional city in a fictional earth, my opinion on that is separate from my thoughts on real-world politic

*due primarily to outside pressures

@efi @anarchiv this being shadowrun it's less an authoritarian military 'state' and more an authoritarian military corporation what runs half the world

why do people cw "lewd ment" when they could say "allewdsion"

@anarchiv @efi and this is why we engage in activism to keep the corporate interests out of our free city

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do ya just have to get a friend with a stopwatch and a dick to choke on for this or what

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....what do you even do if you max out the values on the lung capacity test like. how do you get a precise measurement

@Camas@girlcock.club excellent! i eagerly await the uh....product. or i will for five seconds until i get distracted and forget i'm waiting for something

but it legitimately sounds cool ok

@Camas@girlcock.club i absolutely require this to be a thing now

@Red um excuse u im a writer and i dont know how to read at all

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