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do robots ever think "act naturally" and accidentally T-pose?

current gender: mad at myself for forgetting i can say 'current gender'

ok but for real? you wanna know what i really think? ok imma tell you

:blobcatmlem: :blobcatflower: :hacker_g: :hacker_i: :hacker_r: :hacker_l: :hacker_s: :blobheart: :heart_lesbian:

millennials and gen z aren't the gayest generations. every generation before had just as many queer people, this is what happens when you remove most legal and many social repercussions for sga and gnc behavior and when you have easily accessible information on queerness.

[wikipedia quote] "There are also cases of accidental reverse Turing tests, occurring when a programmer is in a sufficiently non-human mood that his conversation unintentionally resembles that of a computer."

idk what wikipedia thinks "a sufficiently non-human mood" is supposed to mean but it sure is a description of me at all times

why is love between girls so complicated. why are lesbians so dramatic about everything

night crew? day crew? nah

i don't believe in the passage of time crew

@dopple@cryptid.industries @loki @zoey always operate under the assumption we're all bots on the internet it makes me gayer

@BestGirlGrace bc the humans are the only ones who don't already have more than two feet, obv

If I wasn't Diogenes, I would simpley also wish to be Diogenes

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@Camas@girlcock.club look u weren't around and i have the attention span of an intoxicated gnat do you seriously expect me to remember things like "people's names and/or usernames" when they're not right there in front of me

Moderate white people: OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE WE’RE HEADING TOWARDS CONCENTRATION CAMPS ON AMERICAN SOIL

First Nations people on reservations:

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this....might technically qualify as subtooting some folks on here, tbh

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@efi @anarchiv no i didn't. most states run much smaller things than half the world

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