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me: ugh i’m tired of het people making every male and female protagonist pair a couple
also me, seeing any show that stars two girls: oh they’re totally in love

current gender: a well that's host to an all-consuming pit of despair and suffering as a bit

hrt 

hey! i'm definitely not complaining, but you said these pills *wouldn't* make me a programmable werewolf

no longer pol, silly response 

@auravulpes nah i've played stardew valley i know how that part works

Idgaf I want it to be Halloween now, forever and always

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Time for cat ears, thigh high socks, chokers, zombie Bois, and lots of black clothes redd.it/cyvzqd

@RadiantEmber@weirder.earth @babbage @root we are excellent cult spreaders four and a half stars on cthelp

@RadiantEmber@weirder.earth @root @babbage tbh the wikipedia page for queer themes in horror imho

pol 

wild and kinda scary how two people can be married but then one of them has a critical understanding of politics & history and the other doesn't even get as far as "why x is bad"

@root @RadiantEmber@weirder.earth @babbage [extremely wildlife documentary narrator voice] and here we see the formation of a cult

piracy levels are currently at 78% but fluctuating wildly

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what's your gender?
incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!
i mean, are you a boy or a girl?
i'm a supervillain.
no like what's in your pants?

i think it should be a normal part of meeting new people to learn their pronouns, just like you learn their names. it’s not something special or monumental, it’s just a part of who you are

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every day is your day if you're an ever-shifting collective of deities who can't agree on anything

@dopple@cryptid.industries yes that's why i was helpfully making you aware of it

@dopple@cryptid.industries you just said the same thing twice

lewdish 

"be gay do crime" —somebody named crime, probably

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