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trying to get girlfriends by pushing a polycule core through the mall while humming the Katamari Damacy theme

@kimdanes@octodon.social i've used a handful of earplugs over the while and not really found much difference in how good they are

body horror, or as i like to call it, girlfriend material,

how to fake global illumination:

1. for each point on a surface, ask yourself "if I was a tiny bug sitting on the surface of this object, what would the sky look like?"
2. think more about being a bug
3. enjoy thinking about being a bug
4. make a bugsona
5. make friends with other bugs
6. find a function that approximates the average sky colour. this will be a proxy for the hemispherical integral, and add that on top of any specular contribution

me: ugh i’m tired of het people making every male and female protagonist pair a couple
also me, seeing any show that stars two girls: oh they’re totally in love

current gender: a well that's host to an all-consuming pit of despair and suffering as a bit

hrt 

hey! i'm definitely not complaining, but you said these pills *wouldn't* make me a programmable werewolf

no longer pol, silly response 

@auravulpes nah i've played stardew valley i know how that part works

Idgaf I want it to be Halloween now, forever and always

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Time for cat ears, thigh high socks, chokers, zombie Bois, and lots of black clothes redd.it/cyvzqd

@RadiantEmber@weirder.earth @babbage @root we are excellent cult spreaders four and a half stars on cthelp

@RadiantEmber@weirder.earth @root @babbage tbh the wikipedia page for queer themes in horror imho

pol 

wild and kinda scary how two people can be married but then one of them has a critical understanding of politics & history and the other doesn't even get as far as "why x is bad"

@root @RadiantEmber@weirder.earth @babbage [extremely wildlife documentary narrator voice] and here we see the formation of a cult

piracy levels are currently at 78% but fluctuating wildly

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