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here's some Homelessness Myths, courtesy of The Onion: (cw: drug) 

Myth: it's expensive to house the homeless.
Fact: our prison system is quite profitable.

Myth: the homeless spend their money on drugs and alcohol.
Fact: you also do that.

Myth: the homeless are lazy and a drain on the economy.
Fact: you're thinking of billionaires.

Myth: the homeless community can help take care of each other.
Fact: if that's what helps you sleep at night.

i mean c'mon how're you gonna gender "the plague, but in a dapper suit"

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seeing someone in like. a suit and plague doctor mask, and like? transition goals

LISTEN, bio might say I'm gay and experimenting

@Absolutely_Blakely@radical.town how DARE you equate blackberries and blackcurrants

I heard this today and I felt it. "White people, no one is asking you to apologize for your ancestors. We are asking you to dismantle the systems they built and you maintain." - yoliwriter on :birdsite:

@hierarchon @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz personally gonna just refuse to believe in not-hot androids

what's next?! french fries aren't made out of french people?!?!?!?!

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starting to think my view that 'i wouldnt be tired if i just motivated myself to not be tired', something ive been led to believe throughout my entire adult life, might be,, not right, ,,

Honestly fucked that transit doesn't mean "to trans something."

Yeah, sure, there's no problem playing "baby it's cold outside" every christmas because "it was a product of its time" but if I go around singing "let's get a few people tied up in trees and sacrifice them to odin this midwinter solstice" which was an incredibly popular song at the time (if a lot more pithy in the original ancient norse) then I get chucked out of lidl

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online we literally just took the pre-existing things and stuck them on top of each other you're welcome

@kimdanes@octodon.social aww thank you! you're absolutely most welcome glad to be of assistance

@EeveeEuphoria the transbian flag was created by overlaying the trans and lesbian flags, as far as we're aware. which lesbian flag, however, we've no idea.

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