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some malaphors I think about:

-we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
-if you can't stand the bull, get out of the china shop
-where there's smoke, there's mirrors
-fool me once, shame on you; teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
-come back to haunt you in the ass
-lets not beat around the dead horse
-beauty is in the eye of the tiger
-burning daylight at both ends
-apples to apples, dust to dust
-a stone in the hand is worth two birds in the bush

hey, plural (or knowledgeable) friends!
we've got a freshly-hatched system we're trying to give support & advice to, and most of what was offered to us isn't available anymore

if y'all have any good plurality resources, could ya send 'em our way? thanks in advance

@Mooncake@snouts.online @CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site i mean to be fair it is definitely a mood

the nonbinary thing of using the word 'gender' instead of 'mood' is so frkicen beautiful im lov

Did you know? All animals are gay? All of them. Every single one.

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If it weren't for the Satanic panic, D&D would probably be pushed on parents as an educational game where you LEARN as you PLAY.

And not insignificantly, people use Schrodinger's irony to get away with shit online. A lot of stuff is a joke until it isn't, and a lot of the time it's half-true anyway. Your "ha ha just kidding amirite" is another person's plausible deniability.

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If you're going to mock by impersonation, you have to do it in a way that isn't just asking that people put up with stuff they're already tired of. It's worth remembering, especially online where you could easily come off as just another obnoxious rando.

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Do you ever just look at a pretty girl and instantly die from how gorgeous she is?

@flowerenby cool. take as long as you need, we can wait on throwing the party until yr comf

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