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the balrogs in lotr are kinda silly like

they were a thing morgoth used in the war of the elves and then
when the war was over they just kinda

hung out under ground

forever

eternally mad at the treatment of "nonbinary" as a third gender as opposed to. you know. every other gender

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site look if yr not orgasming bc of yr food is it even good food really

New goal, get a follower on every instances so that my digital footprint will be preserved across the fediverse. Every new instance is a new phylactery for me.

step-by-step guide to agreeable relationships with an animal:
1) know things about the animal, i.e., research
2) observe the animal, its needs, its boundaries
3) give the animal things it needs and wants
4) respect its boundaries and enforce your own

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protip: stand on the scooter instead of hovering ominously, jackass

Communities inevitably disintegrate, particularly the online ones. I think it's cool that fedi enables the disintegration of individual communities while allowing their members to disperse and join other ones. It makes us more resilient.

Hi I'm rose and the tuff girl bot is my sole motivation for getting in shape

imagine being Christian and thinking that "Jesus was a brown Jewish socialist" was "a stretch" or even "interpretation"

@pink_ink this is definitely something we face from time to time. specifically, though, it's mostly something we run across on the federated timeline, as generally we're familiar enough with the individuals we follow to identify roughly what their intended meaning is. 'tis a fairly common occurrence on any form of social media or other method of communication, for us.

@Joshi When you refuse to exist inside the gender binary, thereby challenging the hegemony of the political class, that makes you an eneby of the state.

if you do enough praxis you can exchange it for a free tote bag

@TwoVealCutlets I would call Ursula an Anarchist.

"Ursula Le Guin didn’t, as I understand it, call herself an anarchist. I asked her about this. She told me that she didn’t call herself an anarchist because she didn’t feel that she deserved to—she didn’t do enough. I asked her if it was OK for us to call her one. She said she’d be honored."

crimethinc.com/2018/01/25/we-w

I would say (especially on this day), we honour her and call her an anarchist as I think she was.

just full metal galchemists being full metal palchemists

Lewd shitpost 

While u were developing a rich social life i studied the blade(jerked off)
While u were enjoying friends and a fulfilling job I studied the blade (I jerked off)
Now when you're lonely on a Saturday and ive broken into your house to study the blade, you expect me to study your blade?

Of course! I fucking love studying blades

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